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• It’s not NCAA, but it’s worth a tumbl - after all, NCAA is US based, and the US is where you gain in-depth knowledge about how lesbian operate. BEWARE, YE HEATHENS.
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In a recent chat with Daily Sun Sports, the ex-NFF technical assistant said, “Having coached female teams in the US, I have an in-depth knowledge about how lesbians operate.”

“The act was rampart with the Super Falcons that played at the World Cup in China and at the African Women Championship in Equatorial Guinea. It was during those tournaments that I discovered the lesbians in the team,” he revealed.

“When I was drafted to work with the Falcons last year, I decamped some of the players, not because they were not good players, but because they were lesbians. It did not go down well with some of the players because we made sure that neither the ‘husband’ nor the ‘wife’ made the team,” he said.

Despite the presence of lesbians within the female national teams, coach Eucharia has claimed that the problem can be solved through proper spiritual counseling.

Speaking at the seminar she said, “When the presence of God is invited in a particular place, positive changes abound.”

“The players have come to know God now unlike what we had in the past. Most of them lived in ignorance, but now, they have realised the truth through proper counselling.

“We now have a bunch of players that are thirsty for the things of God and with that, they are now more committed and devoted to their games, knowing that football can attract fame, fortune and joy to their hearts quite unlike lesbianism that can ruin them. The Christians among them now go to church and on our own, we periodically organise non-denominational prayer sessions.

“We have seen the result of our efforts and I can tell you that lesbianism is now a thing of the past in the camp of the Super Falcons,” the coach stated.

If you prefer reading to listening, or just like getting as much info as you can, then this is an excellent companion to my Swirl Radio piece posted earlier today. Per usual, yourestillhere goes above and beyond.