Random thoughts on everything from lemon poppyseed muffins to women’s soccer. But mostly women’s soccer.Tumblr (3.0; @shortshortstallsocks)http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de4af7b9eb2f97b64f7f8ca80f57d2df/tumblr_mme017nXsd1qcjq9go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just remembering the good ol’ days.</p> <ol><li>Kelley’s hair.</li> <li>Kelley’s face.</li> <li>How did I miss those fake belt buckles on the shorts all those years ago?</li> <li>Ali, come home to me.</li> </ol>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/49783706945http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/49783706945Mon, 06 May 2013 10:17:31 -0700WPSFCGPI miss FCGPfc gold pridekelley o'haraAli Rileynicole barnhartbarnie barnhartrachel buehlerbuehldozerko<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b38344154bc6504dc4ac3d37c78a17ac/tumblr_ml8cru4CdZ1s9z169o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f3cc8037f94f47eeb2715474238df23/tumblr_ml8cru4CdZ1s9z169o2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div><small>Kelley and Sky Blue FC teammate Brittany Cameron greeting a fan [<a href="http://tobbinheath.tumblr.com/post/47913070712">x</a>]</small></div> </blockquote> <p>I don’t even know right now but your face. Oh em gee…your face.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/49111134083http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/49111134083Sun, 28 Apr 2013 11:46:10 -0700NWSLKOkelley o'harafrecklesBut Your FaceSBFCBCam<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/caf4799e85e383af28719bc500361709/tumblr_mlz7vljDZC1qcjq9go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s new women’s soccer t-shirt day! #nwsl #pdx #thorns #baon #rctid</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/49105995659http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/49105995659Sun, 28 Apr 2013 10:42:57 -0700thornsbaonrctidnwslpdx<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/sbq8FX-JfzE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“You can stare at our muscles if you want.” - Ella Masar</p> <p>It’s like she was talking to us here at Short Shorts/Tall Socks.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/48979539366http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/48979539366Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:26:08 -0700NWSLChicago Red StarsElla MasarMy Ella Masar Crush Has Returned Full ForceCarmelina Moscatoarms<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9897f55f698a672a410e7b658783292/tumblr_ml5uc2N2U51qcjq9go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Shit’s about to get real.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47805259325http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47805259325Fri, 12 Apr 2013 14:00:01 -0700NWSLFinallyNational Women's Soccer LeagueWoso<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TTj_xLhXSy0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>In honor of Sibling Day, or what have you. </p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47677899695http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47677899695Wed, 10 Apr 2013 20:54:17 -0700The RapinoesMegan RapinoeRachael RapinoeHotter TwinLori LindseyTwinsiesTwinsies Plus LoriChuckle Chuckle Lolz<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aBxFH0tm3og?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Goodness gracious, woman.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47570890744http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47570890744Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:41:37 -0700Christen PressBAMFUSWNTUSWNT vs. Netherlands<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce140009f123d1707b9f9247c872393c/tumblr_ml053j1miW1qcjq9go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No, Facebook, I don’t think those two things are related.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47554773418http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47554773418Tue, 09 Apr 2013 12:06:55 -0700USWNTFacebookthey're not the same<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/116162d8aa886d2fd472ae1fe4afcfbd/tumblr_mkytw1Z3Hd1qcjq9go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The best part of this is the Reign logo photoshopped right onto Solo’s classic purple nurse keeper kit.</p> <p>Also, Hope looking like she’d murder you at dodgeball.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47506998965http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/47506998965Mon, 08 Apr 2013 19:07:13 -0700Hope SolonwslSeattle Reignterrifying photoshopdodgeball<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f1750c531ad6e5a05ff275ad309c1bb/tumblr_mhzbx09aCv1qcjq9go1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh hey you BAMF!</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/42710185582http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/42710185582Sat, 09 Feb 2013 16:55:48 -0800USWNTChristen PressUSWNT vs. ScotlandFirst CapAnd A Brace<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/12cbc9dd784f41303c6b1047e97a2f27/tumblr_mhx7nou3oS1qcjq9go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All Cardinal all the time.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/42606858661http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/42606858661Fri, 08 Feb 2013 13:28:36 -0800USWNTStanfordCardinalTreeNicole BarnhartBarnie BarnhartKelley O'HaraFrecklesKOChristen PressOMGZ PRESS IN CAMP!Jane CampbellRachel Buehlerbuehldozer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64e556c87d91906f2066acc1fa40476a/tumblr_mhwx2br7YB1qcjq9go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>There is so much adorable awesomeness happening here.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/42591362942http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/42591362942Fri, 08 Feb 2013 09:39:47 -0800USWNTCampAll Adorable All the TimeAli KriegerLori LindseyBecky SauerbrunnBroonKriegsSydney LerouxJane CampbellAwesomeBlogentary<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b80ec2048a1f7aed2b5278fae2dab25f/tumblr_mhgicz4NeU1s4a3ajo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://washpirit.tumblr.com/post/41887104300/reblog-if-you-like-this-coming-very-soon-to-a">washpirit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Reblog if you like this?  Coming very soon to a Washington Spirit website near you!<br/></span></p> </blockquote> <p>I like it, but why does the soccer ball seem to have a Mr. T haircut?</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/41889327134http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/41889327134Wed, 30 Jan 2013 13:28:59 -0800NWSLWashington SpiritMr. TNew Logo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a308ef2eaadd5954033b442bed19103a/tumblr_mgh8hoox171qcjq9go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Reunited and it feels so gooooooood!</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/40271309206http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/40271309206Fri, 11 Jan 2013 11:51:24 -0800NWSLAli KriegerAshlyn HarrisWashington SpiritHeeeeeyo!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61d49d1c28a7aa996afa1716cb738ba7/tumblr_mg9z58FzBg1qcjq9go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Prom d’Or.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/39954941643http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/39954941643Mon, 07 Jan 2013 13:46:20 -0800abby wambachAlex MorganBallon d'OrProm d'OrDate Night in AmericaOr SwitzerlandHope Solo - Chaperone<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccc6e02a6207f3c006d4e4a1e98734f7/tumblr_mevwsbADNo1qcjq9go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Lord I hope the mascot is a dead president. Oh, it’s not that kind of Spirit?</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/37733314030http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/37733314030Tue, 11 Dec 2012 12:55:22 -0800DC SpiritProWoSoMaybe Called WPSAStars and Stripes Forever<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrrhcxajN1qcjq9go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I won’t be truly impressed with Sermanni as head coach until I actually see him in action. Until then, I will be incredibly impressed by his mustache.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/34710325932http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/34710325932Wed, 31 Oct 2012 11:03:12 -0700USWNTTom SermanniMustaches<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F57459904&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>WEEEEEEE COLLEGE SOCCER! Oh, and Hope Solo’s book.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/30126104334http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/30126104334Fri, 24 Aug 2012 14:59:27 -0700<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F56989244&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Catch up on Swirl Sports with the weekend’s rant and ramble! Aired 8.18.12 on Swirl Radio.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/29855378936http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/29855378936Mon, 20 Aug 2012 15:45:46 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m90kg0ppZR1qcjq9go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re probably too nice to yell at Hope for the misspelling of your name in her book, but like, you should.</p>http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/29767896210http://shortshortstallsocks.tumblr.com/post/29767896210Sun, 19 Aug 2012 10:55:12 -0700USWNTNicole BarnhartBarnieBarnie BarnhartHope SoloHope Solo Wrote A BookSOLO: A Memoir of Hope