Ask and ye shall receive. Dirty.

:06 - A FULL FLIGHT, PEOPLE! PUT YOUR SHIT AWAY!

:07 - Or don’t fasten it and wear the life vest instead.

:11 - Ali is soooo stoked. Jill is confused.

:13 - Oh, I forgot you were invited.

:16 - “Excuse me, ma’am, do you have headphones worthy of my cranium?” - Abby Wambach.

:20 - It’s a Women’s World Cup year? Who knew?

:30 - Justin Bieber was on their flight!

:31 - Hi, Lori!

:32 - Alex, you look…puffy. Kelley, you look perfect.

1:15 - Oh, is Morgs still talking?

1:20 - Pinoe and Hope walk through a door…there’s a punchline coming, I’m sure.

1:26 - Really? Speakers? Not like, your gloves?

1:35 - You look like an elf.

1:41 - Still reminding us that you’re there, Mittsy?

1:44 - The baggage handlers saw your hair and threw your luggage out in fear.

1:46 - This was going so well. Then…Carli.

1:50 - You’re stoned, Tobin. Stoned.

1:56 - ECONOMY PLUS FTW!

2:23 - After seeing it three times, I now know “Ausgang” means “Exit” in German.

2:34 - Tobin the photo (video?) bomber.

2:50 - A deal? Like, ARod, do you iron her undies for her?

3:05 - Do you have the munchies?

3:23 - No, don’t sing.

3:36 - Did you share a little puff puff with Tobs?

3:40 - Loyden! Hair! What?

(Source: ussoccer.com)

Watch video. Look at picture. Compare. Chuckle.

(Thank you Animal House for changing my life. Thank you Pinoe for being a hipster).