Posts tagged Washington Freedom
Posts tagged Washington Freedom
Just saying.

It’s like a joke that isn’t funny.
A WPS Fan’s Lament. Recorded 11.3.10; Aired 11.6.10 on Swirl Radio.
Nothing too funny here.
Everyone, please wish Ashlyn Harris a happy 25th birthday. You may also thank genetics for her cheekbones, but only if you’re comfortable with that.
Oh 2003.
(Source: Boston.com)
Ahem…Ashlyn Harris: YOU ARE ACES! Maybe it didn’t end as you’d hoped, but you put on a show and we’ve taken notice. If nothing else, I <3 you approximately 80,000 times more than I did just yesterday, and I <3’d you quite a bit yesterday.
To prove how impressed I am by you, I chose a photo where your face isn’t visible, you know, cuz this is about your awesome performance and not your smile. Giggle.
This weekend, I’m going to imagine you doing color commentary for all the college games I’ll be following. Southern accent FTW!
Oh, and speaking of “for the win,” I’ll also imagine you breaking plenty of Chicago fan’s hearts and chuckling about it.